Management

 

  The Board Of Directors has asked Charlie Sheen to be President.

Thus far, he has not responded. Ok, we don't have his number.

 

Board Of Directors

Kent "Flounder" Dorfman

Director, CFO

College: Farber

 

J. R. Ewing

Director- Fuel Operations

 

Carl Spackler

Director-Rodent Control, Landscape and Religion

 

Vito Corleone

Director- Lobbying

 

Hugh Hefner

Director- Frequent Flyer

 

Dr. Hannibal Lechter

Director- HR, Catering