The Board Of Directors has asked Charlie Sheen to be President.

Thus far, he has not responded. Ok, we don't have his number.


Board Of Directors

Kent "Flounder" Dorfman

Director, CFO

College: Farber


J. R. Ewing

Director- Fuel Operations


Carl Spackler

Director-Rodent Control, Landscape and Religion


Vito Corleone

Director- Lobbying


Hugh Hefner

Director- Frequent Flyer


Dr. Hannibal Lechter

Director- HR, Catering