News Alert! BlueStar announces counter-measures to the return to the street of Gekko
| BlueStar Ailines, the leading imaginary airline, announced an emergency meeting of its board of directors to put in place counter-measure proceeding Gordon Gekko's return to the street. |
| "We know he's a vindictive bastard" one board member said on the condition of anonymity. We will take all measures both financially as well as security to insure the safety of all. |
| Speculation at this point would be premature. |
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